Beef Teriyaki
We suggest ordering takeout to get your Chinese fix.
Tuna Melt
Or canned cat food and tomato on an English muffin? We’re not willing to try it to find out.
Crab Patties
This might make a decent square meal for SpongeBob SquarePants and his friends in Bikini Bottom, but we’re not biting.
Ham Pizza
The strange-looking chunks of meat must be the ham, right? But instead of pineapple for a Hawaiian pizza, molten lava has collected in the center of this pie.
Hot Dog
This is not what franks look like at the ballpark.
Chicken and Mushrooms
Is it a stew? Is it a sauce? It looks like someone stuck a cardboard box in the blender and added stagnant water. Yuck.
Assorted Sushi
Sushi made by a chef at a Japanese restaurant is delicious. Mystery tofu-like “assorted” sushi from the cafeteria -- not so much.
Curry Chicken
Um. Yuck. We’ll call this dish “Scary Spice.”
Clam Chowder
The fact that the ladle is effortlessly resting atop this soup is not a good sign.
Chili
You know it’s bad when just the sight of it makes you want to cancel your spring-break trip to Mexico.
Name: Nancy Mucciarone
School: Syracuse University
Year: Senior
Major: Magazine Journalism
Her deal: Nancy participated in the Condé Nast Summer Intern Program as an intern at Women's Wear Daily. She is the fashion and beauty editor of Equal Time magazine, Web editor for College magazine, and contributing writer for HerCampus.com, as well as the public relations vice president for Alpha Xi Delta. She intends to pursue a career in either PR or magazines.
Forget the printer
A well-kept secret of college: You don’t really need a printer. Submit your work electronically or print it in the computer labs found in nearly every building to save space and money.